The Secret Life of a Teenage Siren PDF Ä Life of a


The Secret Life of a Teenage Siren (Simon Romantic Comedies) ❰Ebook❯ ➠ The Secret Life of a Teenage Siren (Simon Romantic Comedies) Author Wendy Toliver – Natus-physiotherapy.co.uk Geeky to gorgeous in sixty secondsRoxy s about to turn sixteen, but life isn t so sweet As a band geek, Roxy can barely get the cute guys to notice her, much less go out with her Then, on her birthday Geeky to gorgeous in sixty Life of Kindle × secondsRoxy s about to turn sixteen, but life isn t so sweet As a band geek, Roxy can barely get the cute guys to notice her, much less go out with her Then, on her birthday, Roxy is transformed into a siren seductively beautiful with the power to control all men She thought sirens were an ancient myth, but suddenly Roxy can get any guy she wants with just a few notes on her fluteThere are only two rules don t tell anyone about being a siren, and don t fall in love The Secret PDF/EPUB or When she starts dating Zach, the guy everybody s crushing on, Roxy realizes she could get used to this siren thingbut how can she keep herself from falling in love.

  • Mass Market Paperback
  • 288 pages
  • The Secret Life of a Teenage Siren (Simon Romantic Comedies)
  • Wendy Toliver
  • English
  • 07 September 2018
  • 1416950656

About the Author: Wendy Toliver

Is a well known author, Life of Kindle × some of his books are a fascination for readers like in the The Secret Life of a Teenage Siren Simon Romantic Comedies book, this is one of the most wanted Wendy Toliver author readers around the world.



10 thoughts on “The Secret Life of a Teenage Siren (Simon Romantic Comedies)

  1. Nancy Nancy says:

    There s nothing extraordinary about Roxy Zimmerman she s a pimply band geek looking from the outside and trying to score a date with Zach, the cute boy who has never noticed her Then, the minute she turns sixteen, her grandmother reveals a secret they re actually Sirens In Greek, they re the mythical creatures known for their music and beauty that lure the sailors to their doom Suddenly, Roxy is as beautiful as any model evenso and with a few notes on her flute she can get any guy to There s nothing extraordinary about Roxy Zimmerman she s a pimply band geek looking from the outside and trying to score a date with Zach, the cute boy who has never noticed her Then, the minute she turns sixteen, her grandmother reveals a secret they re actually Sirens In Greek, they re the mythical creatures known for their music and beauty that lure the sailors to their doom Suddenly, Roxy is as beautiful as any model evenso and with a few notes on her flute she can get any guy to do her bidding But being a Siren has its setbacks too, and those are the two rules that prohibit her from revealing her identity and falling in love But what happens when Roxy breaks both rules Another romantic comedy with a catchy storyline that fails to deliver extravagantly I d gotten a small sneak peek at the first chapter and I was intrigued because the protagonist actually sounded cute and funny Without the Siren element, it would a typical girl wants to be popular, girl somehow becomes popular, girl snags cute boy, girl ditches previous best friends, girl realizes popularity is not worth it, and finally girl redeems herself However, even with Roxy being a Siren, the plot is generally the same Except and here s the part that disgusts me it s evenshallow and unforgivable Here s why Given that Roxy has magically turned beautiful in one night, I don t blame her for obsessing over her looks for being vain for the first half of the book I mean, that s what anyone would have done But it definitely gets annoying when, towards the middle of the book, Roxy hasn t redeemed herself yet She further clings onto her beauty and Siren powers to get a modeling career and get her driver s license without actually going through with the test I don t care about the modeling part who wants to be a model, anyway It seems so stressful and tiring but the driving bit is too extreme I get that this is a Romantic Comedy, which means it s almost purely teenage romance, but what about teaching teens responsibility Roxy did not get that license the right way She could be a horrible driver for all we know She could get into an accident and kill herself along with other passengers in the same car I can t believe that the protagonist can get away with something as big as this There are NO consequences for Roxy s actions She doesn t learn Oh sure, there s that part where she panics when Alex gets into an accident, but all she says is, Oh my God Poor Alex I ve got to get to him 235 But this is just ridiculous She s in love with the guy, but when she hears that he s about to die, she just strings three sentences together What about that pang in your heart when you hear bad news The sweating, the fear, the flurry of emotions running through your head It s not realistic at all Worse yet, it doesn t even seem like Roxy cares Her Poor Alex just sounds fake My point about there being no consequences and no lesson taught further proves itself at the end of the book when Grandma transfers her powers to Roxy when she loses hers after breaking both rules of being a Siren Some might take this action as a kind act from her grandmother, but that s not how I see it Roxy is supposed to change back to her Plain Jane days to emphasize the point that inner beauty is all that matters But tell me, if Roxy becomes beautiful again, doesn t that change the message It slike yes, inner beauty matters and all, but let s be realistic being beautiful on the outside is what counts And that is NOT a theme that should ever be printed again It just baffles me how the author could be this shallow, how she got published, and how the editors never caught on There s also this part when the Grandmother tells Roxy, Next I concentrated on what a beautiful person you are I focused on all the wonderful, unselfish things you ve done, particularly becoming a Siren Toliver 261 I m sorry but that is the biggest lie ever for this book So maybe Roxy was unselfish when she forked over her Jaded clothes to Natalie, but since becoming a Siren, she HAS been truly selfish She made Zach fall in love with her, told the manager of the restaurant to give her free food, got herself a modeling deal, got her driver s license without doing anything, made her brother do all her chores, and told her father to give her his prized car How is this not selfish She used her Siren powers to obtain all of this Roxy wanted it, and all she had to do was play the flute and it was all hers It makes me sick just reading that sentence If that is not selfish, then what is It s not a terrible book if you look at it grammatically and structurally, but it s a horrible story with an outrageous ending message I think the author had good intentions of laying down a deep message, but somewhere down that lane, it just flew out the window She also attempts to be original, but this is hardly that She wants to give a happy ending, but sadly, she kills the richness of inner beauty with her horrendous happily ever after Gah How did this get published Don t these people know that teens who devour this will REALLY think that outer beauty is what matters

  2. Allyson Allyson says:

    Began to read it and was so irritated by how shallow it was that I didn t getthan 20 pages in It s rare for me to give up on a book but this was simply a waste of time It didn t seem to have any redeeming value, other than a cute premise It s like chic lit for teeny boppers It s incredible

  3. Rachael Rachael says:

    si ren s r n n 1 any of a group of female and partly human creatures in Greek mythology that lured mariners to destruction by their enchanting music 2 a woman who makes bewitchingly beautiful music 3 a temptingly beautiful womanOn Roxy s sixteenth birthday, she is somehow miraculously transformed from band geek to gorgeous seductress Roxy s grandmother explains that this is because Roxy is a Siren, the definition of which is above At first, Roxy is skeptical, but then she starts to ge si ren s r n n 1 any of a group of female and partly human creatures in Greek mythology that lured mariners to destruction by their enchanting music 2 a woman who makes bewitchingly beautiful music 3 a temptingly beautiful womanOn Roxy s sixteenth birthday, she is somehow miraculously transformed from band geek to gorgeous seductress Roxy s grandmother explains that this is because Roxy is a Siren, the definition of which is above At first, Roxy is skeptical, but then she starts to get used to charming boys to get what she wants With the aid of her flute, Roxy snags her hot crush, passes her driving test, and becomes a model, among other things But there are two rules Roxy can t tell anyone she s a Siren, and she can t fall in love either If she breaks these rules, she loses her powers and the person she loves will die Everything seems so simple at first until Roxy starts falling in love.The Secret Life of a Teenage Siren was a very fun and satisfying read I really enjoyed how Wendy Toliver incorporated mythology into a funny modern story The story was sweet yet predictable, but that didn t make me like it any less Anyone who loves the other Simon Pulse Romantic Comedies will also love this enjoyable novel

  4. Stephanie Kenner Stephanie Kenner says:

    Romance low fantasyRoxy is an almost 16 year old who doesn t have a whole lot going for her She is a band geek, and wasn t blessed with exceptionally good looks, but on her 16th birthday, all that changes She discovers that she, like her grandmother, is a siren and receives her siren powers Suddenly, she is stunningly gorgeous and has the power to win the heart of any and all boys that she wants There are only two rules that come with these amazing powers She can t tell anyone she is a sire Romance low fantasyRoxy is an almost 16 year old who doesn t have a whole lot going for her She is a band geek, and wasn t blessed with exceptionally good looks, but on her 16th birthday, all that changes She discovers that she, like her grandmother, is a siren and receives her siren powers Suddenly, she is stunningly gorgeous and has the power to win the heart of any and all boys that she wants There are only two rules that come with these amazing powers She can t tell anyone she is a siren, and she cannot fall in love This book was really entertaining to read I ve always enjoyed sappy romance books to some extent, but I liked the humor that was laced throughout the story Every girl dreams of being beautiful and irresistible, but Roxy s story helps teenage girls to realize that looks aren t everything, and that true beauty lies within a person This is certainly not the type of book that an adolescent boy would enjoy, but teenage girls everywhere are bound to find it a must read

  5. Kristyn Kristyn says:

    I was excited when I found these Simon Romantic Comedies thinking I had just found a bunch of books that my young teen daughter might enjoy, but NO I really tried to finish this book just so I could justify rating it 1 star I skipped through it enough hoping it might redeem itself that I feel justified This book was completely shallow, hadbad language than in books I read, and promotes reckless drinking and sex for teens If I had read it before my daughter, she wouldn t have even see I was excited when I found these Simon Romantic Comedies thinking I had just found a bunch of books that my young teen daughter might enjoy, but NO I really tried to finish this book just so I could justify rating it 1 star I skipped through it enough hoping it might redeem itself that I feel justified This book was completely shallow, hadbad language than in books I read, and promotes reckless drinking and sex for teens If I had read it before my daughter, she wouldn t have even seen it I m happy to know she didn t like it either There s so much out there to read that is good This wasn t

  6. Robin Robin says:

    This is a cute quick read Nothing phenomenal or amazing, but a fun read nonetheless I will say I was disappointed slightly with the ending, and the story was pretty simple it could have had wayfun with the premise, but it is what I expected based on the type of novel it is so I wasn t surprised.If you like simple, straightforward stories that are lighthearted and fun, then you ll probably enjoy this.

  7. Saymon Saymon says:

    This book was really entertaining I liked it from the first page to the last I think everyone will like the book because it is unique It has magical characteristics for people who like magic It is really a much recommended book for girls even though some thinks boys will like it too I really like how the characters connect it to each other and I love how the author makes the book so relatable to the readers I want to readbooks from this author because I really like this author.

  8. Katies_Faves Katies_Faves says:

    This was a really fun, easy read I got it and read it in one night It took me back to being a teenager and all the trials that go along with it It was fun and light, which is so nice as I ve been reading some heavy material lately.

  9. Paige kleczewski Paige kleczewski says:

    i think this book is the bomb i love it the plot of the story is amazing what i ve learned from this is you may like someone and then realize the the person you like might only like you for your beauty and your true love could just be your best friend.

  10. Allyssa Allyssa says:

    One of the best books that I have EVER READ Romantic, Funny and once you pick it up you can t hardly stop reading it

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *