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Filthy Shades of Gray [PDF / Epub] ☀ Filthy Shades of Gray By Steve Roach – FILTHY SHADES OF GRAYaka The Pervert and the SlagWhen Anna helps her best friend Kit by interviewing local high flying fruit stall owner Chris Gray the last thing she expects is to become embroiled in FILTHY SHADES OF GRAYaka The Pervert and the SlagWhen Anna helps her best friend Kit by interviewing local high flying fruit stall Filthy Shades eBook ☆ owner Chris Gray the last thing she expects is to become embroiled in a filthy new relationship based almost entirely on perverted sexBut this is exactly what happens As Anna copes with the rather mundane life tasks of finishing college moving to a new flat and attempting to find a job she embarks upon a series of escalating sexual encounters involving her disgusting new boyfriend and his outrageous sexual appetites ‘Filthy Shades of Gray’ is a ripping piss take of the wildly popular ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ and will appeal to fans of the original and also to those that couldn’t bring themselves to read itReview from proof reader and fellow author Johnny Heisenberg‘A vicious parody Roach takes a knife to a popular phenomenon stabs it and leaves it bleeding in the gutter I couldn’t stop laughing’.

10 thoughts on “Filthy Shades of Gray

  1. Melissa Melissa says:

    I take it that most of the world know knows what Fifty Shades of Grey actually is I myself had the unpleasantness of reading it Something i wish i never done in the first place and thinking back now wondering what made me actually waste my money on rubbish like that And it now the biggest selling book in the UK Makes me really see what the world is coming too What Made Me Buy This BookWell i actually found this book free on the kindle I think i first saw it on the page when i was flicking through and the cover reminded me of the cover of FSoG Then i found it was a parody I just had to have it After reading the serious book i just had to see the funny side of it And it really does live it up I mean Fifty Shades of Grey is a book written badly by El James who fantisied about it when she watched Twilight It's sick If you want to write your fantasies fine but why bother showing the whole world We don't want to know And i see people at bus stop's and reading it in parks it's porn people Why do you have to advertise to other people that you read porn Well how many people actually read porn? Don't you just skip to the dirty bits? And for anyone who thinks that the Fifty Shades of Grey series who say and i uote OMG It's da best book ever written go out and buy yourself a decent book One that had decent writing has a story too it and one that you can learn something fromRant overBack to the review Storyline – What’s The Book All AboutWell i have to say a much better one It was a retelling of the original and funnier It was different in places For one Chris Gray as his name was in this book was not the top earning business man he was before He was a fruit stall worked which i found uite funny The rest was pretty much the same apart from the ending which both shocked me and made me laugh all at the same time His fascination was also different too He still enjoy's bondage but this time involves wearing a monkey suitWhat I LikedThe Humor There was so much i just couldn't stop laughing Usually when i read paradoys they take it too far and make it lame rather then funny But this was different They were short jokes that just popped up every so often but were still hilarious Especially when Ana came home at the beginning of the book to find her friend It wasn't a long book which made it better When i read fifty shades i found myself concentrating on the page number and how many pages i had to go but i just read this one right through I also liked the way Steve took the book and saw the funny side instead of the sick perverted sideWhat I Didn’t LikeThere wasn't much that i didn't like It was funny enough for me to enjoy Maybe the fact that it was based on such a rubbish book makes me a little sad but it doesn't take away from the fact that this was a good bookI say we all go out a buy this book instead of the proper one People would get much enjoyment out of it

  2. Kath Middleton Kath Middleton says:

    It's difficult to review a book in terms of parody when you haven't read the book being parodied there are still a few of us However the author states that it stands alone and I agree it does It's rude crude and raunchy and in places downright gross but the purpose of parody is to exaggerate as well as to amuse I downloaded the sample of the original book but found it very dry I evidently didn't persist as far as the juicy bits This short novel starts rather similarly to the book itself but is very funny I have probably missed a good number of 'in' jokes which will mean if you have read 'Grey' As the book progresses though it becomes darker and takes on a thougtful tone I feel that it actually became something else something of its own Instead of simply telling us 'what' it began to ask 'why' and to tell usI'm sure this book will offend a few people but if you are up for it it will amuse and amaze you I read it in a single evening I'm not sure if that tells you about me than the book

  3. Godzilla Godzilla says:

    I couldn't resist this when I saw it it was free and having read Fifty Shades of Grey I thought it would prick it's egoThere are so many easy targets in the original that it would be impossible to lampoon it badly and this book bears testament to thatThis is my first read of a parody and it worked pretty well for me except that the author seemed to run out of steam towards the end of the book and it fizzles outThat aside I think it would stand alone pretty well and if you haven't read Fifty Shades of Grey you will soon know how bad the writing in it is

  4. MrsSwt MrsSwt says:

    it was okay as far as parodies go could have done with out all of the poop talk just glad it was a free book

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  6. Allizabeth Collins Allizabeth Collins says:

    Description When Anna interviews a wealthy and successful fruit stand owner she has no idea that she is being roped into a filthy relationship with the sexually perverse Mr Gray Filthy Shades of Gray aka The Pervert and the Slag by Steve Roach is a parody of the bestselling erotic novel Fifty Shades of Grey by E L JamesReview I was offered the chance to read E L James' Fifty Shades of Grey this year but I am not a fan of erotica so I turned it down but when a fellow reviewer told me how hilarious the parody was I was curious Upon looking at the cover I was intrigued It couldn't be that bad right? Well it was and it wasn't I've read many parodies over the years so I know what to expect and one of the main reuirements is that the plotcharacters are reminiscent of the ones in the work being parodied and according to other readers they are Since I did not read the original I am not sure if I understood all of the references however I did find some humor in the overall plot and dialogue; it seemed to get better as the book progressed I definitely believe that this book should be read after the Fifty Shades trilogy because it is not as well developed as a full novel and there are holes in the character personalities and histories If I did not know anything about the Fifty Shades books I would not find many of the characters or events amusing Although knowing about the nature of the books I did find some hilarity in the crude disturbing and sometimes violent sexual forays between Anna and Gray No spoilers The book is short 142 pages and the laughsshudders are scattered but readers of the Fifty Shades series will probably enjoy it The kindle edition I received did have some grammatical typos as well as formatting errors but that is common in eBooks The only other aspect that I did not care for was the slang used; I had to look up some of the British words that I could not guess the definitions of most of them plain awful but still interesting to see on paperRating Toe Tag 155 I received this eBook from a friend in exchange for an honest and unbiased review

  7. Louise Louise says:

    WARNING Do not read this book while drinking teacoffeewinewater delete as applicable as they will make a projectile escape through your mouthnoseelsewhere again delete as applicable whether through sheer disgust or your inability to contain your laughter is for you to find outFor the most part I found this book filthy disgusting and hilarious However as the book went on I found the filthy and disgusting content went from funny to making me sick in my mouth and the hilarious was too forced and too often that it became boring I stopped laughing about half way into the book and seriously started to uestion the authors state of mind and my own for continuing to read on for that matterI really didn't like Anna Chris's final escapade view spoiler bringing an animal and faeces into the mix is just going far too far hide spoiler

  8. James Pratt James Pratt says:

    First of all I like a number of others have not read the appalling 50 Shades series but alas I cannot speak for the missus I have attempted to read Parodies before and found them forced as if trying to sueeze a laugh out of every possible reference to the original This book was refreshingly different and rightly stands on its own as a book as well as a parody of the originalI'm used to reading humour but it's been a while since a single book made me guffaw with laughter as regularly as this I nearly spat out my coffee when I read the scene in the cinema If you have an open sense of humour some would say twisted you will love this book For those who have no sense of humour whatsoever and who seem to forget that this is a work of parody you will most likely be shocked and offended by some of the contents and will no doubt be writing a strongly worded letter to Points of View signed by Flabberghasted in Fulham or some suchAnyway back to the bookuite simply a nice easy laugh out loud read Highly recommended

  9. Rachel Rachel says:

    I have to say don't stone me to death please that I DID NOT LIKE the original fifty shades book I read half of one and then could read no I did not like how Anna was such a non feminist and how slimy and demanding and smug Christian was Wash now eat now blah blah Oh my noSo when I saw this for free on Kindle well I bagged it and read the whole thing and loved it So funny and sarky it was a welcome relief from all the women constantly talking about Christian Gray who I would not touch with a bargepoleI have only given it 3 stars however because the sex scenes were a bit too much to stomach for me but they were brilliantly written Telling my husband about the chimp part was the best thing ever Bravo to the writer for giving us normal people some much needed relief from the clutches of the insipid brute that is Mr Gray

  10. Kylie Kylie says:

    So wrong in so many ways Fucked up sick and twisted Those that thought 50 shades of grey was wrong need to read this to realise how vanilla 50 shades really is This was a well written story its content leaves little to be desired shudders

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