[[ BOOKS ]] ⚡ Diary of a Wimpy Vampire: Because the Undead Have Feelings Too Author Tim Collins – Natus-physiotherapy.co.uk

Diary of a Wimpy Vampire: Because the Undead Have Feelings Too Nigel Mullet, A 100 Year Old Vampire Doomed To Spend Eternity In The Body Of A Socially Awkward Fifteen Year Old Boy, Records His Attempts To Impress The Love Of His Life, Chloe, While Battling An Embarrassingly Overwhelming Desire To Sink His Fangs Into Her Diary Of A Wimpy Kid Meets Twilight In This Hilarious And Sweet Story

10 thoughts on “Diary of a Wimpy Vampire: Because the Undead Have Feelings Too

  1. says:

    Won this through the Goodreads Giveaways.This was a seriously entertaining and funny book and I demolished it in one evening, it was that good Just think of all the suave and dashing vampires you can think of from the Count himself to the Cullens in all their mesmerising glory, then think of the complete opposite and you have Nigel Mullet Nigel was turned into a vampire at 15 and as he approaches his 100 birthday his well matured teen angst goes into over drive as he tries to deal with very embarrassing parents both of whom still dress in the old style and a 10 year old sister who is a wannabe pop princess while trying to woo the love of his life, Chloe.Collins has captured the combination of teen angst with the maturity that Nigel has developed over his 85 years as a vampire with entertaining ease, right down to the mix of modern teen and turn of the century ...

  2. says:

    I m planning on making this short it was funny and a different read Over a lot of years I was recommended this due to my strong love for the Diary of a Wimpy Kid series you re never too old to read children books, don t judge I was slightly annoyed by the writer who was constantly complaining about how hard it is to be him and how much he loved Chloe and how he wanted to profess his love for her It was very ...

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    O , , 4,1 5 8,2 10.

  4. says:

    A very simple book and a quick read It managed to make me laugh out loud and I found some of the double entendre to be hilarious a very fun book for the most part Very easy to read and humorous.

  5. says:

    Actual rating 4.5Okay I LOVED this book I cannot help but think no believe, that Tim Collins was totally making fun of Twilight with this book And that is why I liked it Nigel our utterly lame vampire is so brooding and depressive, I couldn t help but chuckle at Collins obvious jab at Edward Cullen Because of the blatant making fun of Edward, I was laughing and chuckling through most of this book Not only does the poking fun of Twilight make this book fantastic, but the writing is really great too Because Nigel is 100 years old, he actually HAS an old timey vernacular unlike a certain OTHER vampire we ve been talking about so the vocabulary is rich and rather poetic which of course is another funny, ironic part of the book because Nigel writes poetry throughout the book and his regular writing is always poetic than his poetry but it s all part of the story and it s charm Despite how funny this book was, I felt there was also another great message in it, whether Collins intended it or not SLIGHT SPOILER TO FOLLOW Because Nigel s confidence and self esteem seems to boost at the end, you can see a change in his attitude He starts writing less, he s positive, and he realizes how much better life is His p...

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    Nigel Mullet is nothing like the beautiful, sparkly vampires we ve all become so accustomed to He doesn t dazzle anyone with one smouldering look, he s not a smooth talker and he certainly doesn t possess any cool vampire abilities He s a normal 100 year old vampire forever trapped in a 15 year old s body, and he s bored Very bored That is, until he meets Chloe love of his life and the object of his eternal affection Then begins a quest to make her his girlfriend, which is both hilarious and cringeworthy But mostly hilarious.I really enjoyed Diary of a Wimpy Vampire, though I knew I would as soon as I read the summary It had me laughing out loud on many occasions, and the parody side of it was so amusing Imagine a geeky Edward Cullen pining over the girl he can t get, then add a bit of Spike s terrible poetry to the mix, and you get Nigel Being in high school forever sounds like complete torture, and his embarrassing parents don t help matters His dad wears capes and his sister is a 10 year old wannabe princess things can t get any worse Sounds funny It is Tim Collins has written ...

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    One of the many sweet poems a sensitive vampire wrote for his beloved. I WAIT IN ETERNAL PAINWith your neck so long and blood so sweetLife without you is incompleteHow I long to stick my fangs in your veinInstead I wait in eternal pain..A funny a...

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    3.5 stars.The Story Nigel Mullet, a nearly 100 years old vampire who was stuck eternally in the body of a 15 years old school boy, was doomed to go to highschool repeatedly for the rest of eternity because he would never age Lacking vampiric beauty and strength, Nigel always felt like an outsider even in his own vampiric family One of his greatest miseries is that in the past 80 years, Nigel never managed to find himself a girlfriend Will his misery end with the arrival of a new girl student, will he find true love eventually The Comment On the cover of Diary of a Wimpy Vampire , there is a subtitle which states Because Undeads Have Feelings Too this statement very well gives you what you have to know about this book a It s a parody aims to make fun of the vamps are so romantic pop culture, b It s a story about an emo wimpy kid, who happens to be a vampire.The main character Nigel Mullet is the textbook case of No one understands me , My family just don t get it and My feeling is so deep I need to write a poem to express it emo teen And the author obviously used his characters to make fun of the Twilight series for various of times in the book For example plot spoiler 1.Nigel is doomed to attempt high school for the rest of the eternity and he hates i...

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    3,5 Sterne Es war sehr s und hat f r ein paar unterhaltsame Momente gesorgt Dadurch, dass es eben als Tagebuch geschrieben war, gab es auch kaum langatmigen Szenen Zum Schluss h tte ich mir gew nscht, dass es doch noch ein bisschen weiterging, denn ich h tte schon gerne gewusst, wie sich Eddy nun bei seinem gr ten Wunsch gef hlt hat, aber man kann es sich ja auch eigentlich denken Definitiv etwas f r junge Leser die gerade voll im Vampirwahn sind ...

  10. says:

    Just imagine someone writing The Wimpy Kids Diary with a bad drawing and a less sen sense of humor that what this book is I was thinking of buying this series the day before yesterday but glad saved up my money reading it in epub format This vampire is not just wimpy enough

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