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  1. Mischenko Mischenko says:

    We took a break after book five again and it felt great to get back into the series This installment turned out to be one of our favorites yetWe begin with the Baudelaires who are now being delivered by Mr Poe to their new guardians the Sualors at 667 Dark Avenue After meeting Jerome and Esmé Sualor it seems that everything might finally work out and the children will actually have a safe place to stay in this massive 71 room penthouse apartment Jerome Sualor is kind and has sympathy for the children while Esmé on the other hand seems to be a bit strange The children learn uickly that life on Dark Avenue is all about what's in and out and luckily orphans during this time are in along with aueous martinis pinstripe suits and parsley sodaThe Baudelaires can't help but wonder about the predicament the uagmires are in In the last book the uagmires risked everything to try to help the Baudelaire children before being whisked away by Count Olaf the furtune hunter He's discovered treasure and plans to steal the uagmire sapphires as well The Baudelaires must find a way to save their friends but they have to find out where Count Olaf is hiding them first Where are they and what does Olaf plan to do with them?This book was really satisfying with a thicker plot comedy new villains and action The narrative is totally unpredictable and just when you think you have it figured out you realize you don't The adults that you think might actually help always seem to fall short; the majority if not all of them make you shake your head in disbelief We found it comical at times and perhaps the best aspect is that Count Olaf works in the background throughout much of the narrative while the Baudelaires devise plans to locate their friends and save them and themselves It's difficult to figure out what Count Olaf has in store for all of themI've said in my previous reviews of the books in this series that I love the themes especially the loving family relationship the Baudelaires have with each other which is portrayed even stronger in this installment They stick together and remain brave throughout everything It's inspiring and I appreciate their perseverance with the way they stand up for what's right never giving up no matter what It's truly the light in the darkness of these booksOverall this installment kept us interested from beginning to end We're looking forward to moving on with book seven5

  2. emma emma says:

    OH HELL YEAH BABYOH HELL YEAHI love this series which in case you live under a rock or have been up to this point blessed enough to have a Goodreads feed untouched by my screaming is my favorite in the world for so many reasonsThese reasons include the characters the world the language the precision of the secrecy the mystery EVERYTHING BASICALLYAnd this book is standout in all of those categories even in the realm of this series Like can you believe Lemony Snicket really out here blessing us in ways we didn’t know we neededThe characters introduced here are so fun and the Baudelaires and Olaf and his troupe are at some of their respective fun peaks The settings including the city and the auction and the endless apartment and its building are particularly AMAZING And everything else is as always better and better BECAUSE BASICALLY THIS SERIES JUST GETS BETTER AS IT GOES ALONG EVEN WHEN YOU DIDN’T THINK IT WAS POSSIBLE WITH VERY FEW BLIPS AT ALLBottom line I love it

  3. Mark Lawrence Mark Lawrence says:

    I'm slowly catching up with the reviews on ASoUE Currently I'm reading book 12 of 13 to CelynThe story formula is eroding by book 6 and some welcome variety twists are introducedMore surreal adventure amusement for the adults in the translation of Sunny's bon mots More skulduggery from Count Olaf and friends Very few uestions answered and lots posedWhilst the absurdity doesn't scale the heights of Sunny's teeth vs sword duel in book 4 we do get to see Sunny scale the heights of an 88 story building using just her teeth We're also treated to schemes designed to make a physicist weep this one at least yes it's a children's story for fun but why not take a moment to make sense? Violet is an inventor a great role model for the young girls reading Excellent But couldn't her inventions contain an ounce of sense?Witness Invention to burn through the bars of a cage Welding torches How are they made? By heating cooking tongs in an oven i It's nonsense to say the oven reaches a temperature high enough to melt metal Even if it did it would melt itselfii The tongs would meltiii We see the tongs shade as they heat up but in the wrong order They go through yellow and orange before reaching 'red hot' surely any adult and most children know red is the lowest temperature when dealing with glowing metal and white hot is the hottest iv The tongs would cool down during the 88 story descent to the cagev The tongs even if white hot and having a much higher melting point than cage bars would not hold enough heat to melt the bars they would simply heat up the bar a bitYes this is science pedantry but it's also incredibly basic obvious and Violet would be a far interesting and compelling role model if her inventions weren't nonsenseAnyway the story was pretty good Celyn enjoyed it and we moved sharply on to book 7 Join my 3 emails a year newsletter #prizes

  4. C.G. Drews C.G. Drews says:

    Still doing my reread in before I watch the Netflix show Season 2 Ah this is like a waltz down memory lane Although I think this is the book where Lemony Snicket realised he could add in 50 x words if he just rambles aimlessly FOR PAGES and I still find that frustrating but also uirky 😂I don't even knowThings I Love About This One I love that Sunny has a bigger part to play Olaf's constant cultural appropriation is another reason to realise he's so evil VFD'S PLOT BEGINS TO THICKEN did Olaf put the uagmires in a tuba case and how does that work Jerome could've been such a nice guardian smh how did they not all die after eating at Cafe Salmonella im personally concerned with how little good food the Baudelaire's get how can they grow they need to be protected my children

  5. MichelleSedai MichelleSedai says:

    Dear Count Olaf SincerlyViolet Klaus and Sunny Baudelaire

  6. Melissa ♥ Dog/Wolf Lover ♥ Martin Melissa ♥ Dog/Wolf Lover ♥ Martin says:

    Another one I really loved This time the kids are living with Mr and Mrs Sualor at the top of the penthouse at 667 Dark Avenue Creepy There is no elevator so they have to climb the stairs to go in and out and what a climbit is Mrs Sualor isn't nice at all and we find out she's a schemerThe kids also get information on their friends they met in the other book And of course there is Olaf

  7. ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪SomeBunny Reads (Phoenix)•*¨*•♫♪ ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪SomeBunny Reads (Phoenix)•*¨*•♫♪ says:

    “It was darker than a pitch black panther covered in tar eating black licorice at the very bottom of the deepest part of the Black Sea” Yet another horrible adventure awaits the Baudelaire orphans what terrible disguise will this time choose the despicable count Olaf in order to put his scrawny hands on the children's fortune? There is only one way to find out A terrible story in a delightful little book full of mystery and humour

  8. Vanz Vanz says:

    45 OMG OMG THIS KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER I think this may be the best entry to the series as far as the first 6 books are concerned A lot of revelations were revealed especially with regards to the uagmire twins I knew there was something fishy going on with Esmé Sualor as soon as she was introduced in this book As for Jerome Sualorwhy? Just why would he abandon and give away the Baudelaires? I feel like he would be a really great guardian for them Oh well I understand his decisions since he really wanted to protect themDespite all that I love seeing the Baudelaires overcome their adversities under the evil good for nothing Count Olaf Overall I enjoyed this one the most I couldn't stop reading until I'm finished with it There's always a secret waiting to be exposed in this book Loved it Anyway I decided to take a short break from this series I'll read maybe a couple of books before I could continue with it again It was a great journey so far 'Til we meet again ASOUE

  9. Skeletonized Skeletonized says:

    I'm getting tired and bored of this Nothing new happens The same things happen again and again and again and again Had it not been for the author's pleasant and playful style I would have threw this out the window URGHSpoilers aheadSeriously now Halfway through I know what is going to happen the Baulderies will find out a way to stop Count Olaf who will be revealed in the end with Mr Poe assisting appearing from nowhere at all coming from the mountains in a random place and managing to escape THROUGH A FURIOUS CROWD Now now I am aware of the fact that this book is targeted to a rather naive public but seriously now I expect some intriguing action something to keep me in a stew left me wonder What will they do next?Step 1 find a human sterotype and turn him into a guardianStep 2 make Count Olaf appear in a very random wayStep 3 find out his planStep 4 Reveal him in publicStep 5 let Count Olaf escape easilyThe EndI have to admit that I love Lemony's styleIt is indeed simply addictive but it's worth nothing if he can't make some original stories I mean the first book was amaizing but having to re read it 6 times because basically all the books seem the same it's simply tortureNow that I've started the series I am going to torture myself until the end I hope it's worth itNever shall one compare this to the masterpice Harry Potter series Never What I admire most is the idea of misfortune that the good characters don't always win This is interesting appealing and allAs a conclusion I would have better just watched the movie I hear Jim Carrie is in it

  10. Ashley Daviau Ashley Daviau says:

    No matter how many times I read this book I always come to the same conclusion Esme is my least favourite character that we are introduced to throughout this series Other than Count Olaf of course She's just so self absorbed and so nasty to the Baudelaires it's incredible I particularly enjoy the series starting with this book it starts getting a lot intricate what with VFD and the secret tunnel being revealed and I love the layers that these elements add to the plot

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The Ersatz Elevator ➽ [Reading] ➿ The Ersatz Elevator By Lemony Snicket ➲ – In their most daring misadventure the Baudelaire orphans are adopted by very very rich people whose penthouse apartment is located mysteriously close to the place where all their misfortune began Even In their most daring misadventure the Baudelaire orphans are adopted by very very rich people whose penthouse apartment is located mysteriously close to the place where all their misfortune began Even though their new home in the city is fancy and the children are The Ersatz PDF/EPUB or clever and charming I'm sorry to say that still the unlucky orphans will encounter disaster and woe In fact in this sixth book in A Series of Unfortunate Events the children will experience a darkened staircase a red herring an auction parsley soda some friends in a dire situation a secret passageway and pinstripe suits Both literary and irreverent hilarious and deftly crafted A Series of Unfortunate Events offers an exuisitely dark comedy in the tradition of Edward Gorey and Roald Dahl Lemon Snicket's uproariously unhappy books continue to win readers despite all his warning Ages .

  • ebook
  • 272 pages
  • The Ersatz Elevator
  • Lemony Snicket
  • English
  • 20 July 2016
  • 9780061550478

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